To Angelina with love

I was infatuated with Angelina Jolie since the day she uttered the word

"I don't do dates"

in Hackers as an answer to Zero Cool when she was asked out by him. I still remember that line and a few others in that cult film and the image of her swimming came in a close second. Or was it the image first and the line second?

Never mind...

This was way before her obsessions with tattoos and Billy Bob's blood became entertainment news fodder.

Waaaaaay before Brad Pitt and the Brangelina saga. It shows how old I am...

I considered her to be my ultimate unattainable fantasy and in that dream Angelina would be as cool as she was in Hackers and not as weirdly womanly like she is now. Except if she looks like she was in Mr. and Mrs. Smith or that movie she shot curved bullets.

But, if ever I got a date with her and she acts like she was in Hackers, the only computer code I know is my password, would that count?

Or, do I need to act cool like Brad Pitt in Smiths...

Whatever it is, here's to you and your heavily tattooed body with your broods.

p/s - why do people want to make a big deal out of her and her hubby adopting too many kids? They are rich enough to do it... and then some.